No $ Real Problems
M to the O to the N to the E to the Y
I need money mutha fuckas and that ain’t no lie!
I got bills to pay, I got my girl to lay,
I got shit poppin off in the SF Bay!
Now listen up yall cuz I don’t understand:
I’m a smart young lady, man, I had a plan!
I went to school, got a degree,
And now fiftythou in debt is what I be!
A college degree and no money?
Man, tell me how the fuck did this happen to me?
I did the papers, man, I went to class,
But I still ain’t got no tp to wipe my ass!
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
It’s the first of the month and my rent is due.
My PG&E is shut off, the phone is dead,
And the only thing in the kitchen is some moldy-ass bread!
I’m fucking broke, yall!
This ain’t no joke, yall!
I’m fucking broke, yall!
Pass me that smoke, yall.
I’m fucking broke, yall!
This ain’t no joke, yall!
I’m fucking broke, yall!
Let’s take a toke, yall!
B to the R to the O to the K to the E --
A broke-ass bitch is what I be.
Now tell me how the fuck can it be this way,
That a talented, creative soul ain’t gettin’ paid?
Cuz the government ain’t got time to hear my songs
Their too busy spreading war, and making them bombs.
To young for SSI, to old to be adopted,
They're trying to push me out but instead I’ve opted
To follow my dreams and keep coming up,
But I work at a deli and that fucking sucks!
They're trying to break my spirit and hold me down --
This is JFP, fool, I ain’t no fucking clown!
I ain’t got no money but I gots a truck,
And I’m a cool ass bitch, that’s what’s up.
Money makes the motha fuckin’ world go ‘round,
And I’m waiting for you rich fucks to just kick down!
I’m fucking broke, yall!
This ain’t no joke, yall!
I’m fucking broke, yall!
Pass me that smoke, yall.
I’m fucking broke, yall!
This ain’t no joke, yall!
I’m fucking broke, yall!
Let’s take a toke, yall!