Straight Bitches
You say you don’t want me, but you run up on me,
Trying to get me when you kinda horny.
Your man just ain’t around,
But you know JFP knows how to go down town,
Like your man never would, never could,
Damn, bitch you know he should!
You wanna get with JFP,
Cuz you know I like eatin the puss-ee.
Well sorry, baby, it don’t work this way:
To get with me you gots to fucking be gay.
So wipe your tears, and step to the side,
And let my fine-ass honeys take a ride.
Straight Bitches, what!
You make me fall in love then you break my heart,
And because of this bitch we can’t even start.
You say “Hey JFP what’s going on?
I like hearing you sing those funky rap songs.
I’ve got a guy so I don’t swing that way,
But sometimes I think it’s kind of cool to be gay.
Can I kiss your lips, or hold your hand?
Don’t worry, my guy will understand.”
Straight Bitches, what!
You make me fall in love then you break my heart,
And because of this bitch we can’t even start.
I’ma break it down and it goes like this
You look good girl, so I ain’t gonna lie,
But if I kiss you once, I know I’m gonna cry.
Ain’t no need to talk, I ain’t got nothin to say
Cuz like you said, bitch, you are not gay.
You wanna screw boys, baby it’s cool,
But don’t fuck with my head cuz I ain’t no fool.
I gots to be going, and do my own thang:
Julie Fucking Potter, watch my tits swang!